State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
He was drinking wine out of a pyrex measuring cup at two in the afternoon and told me my ass looked fantastic in my sweatpants. I love university
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
I feel sorry for the person who's phone number is 704-1776 cause from now on I'm giving that number to every guy I never wanna talk to again. Happy Independence Day
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
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