i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
Peed on my phone. Dried it out in oven. Technology is both a plus and a minus.
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
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I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
Just found out my ex boss was running a whore house in the bar. Time to remove her as a reference?
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I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
FUCK YOU VODKA I'M TRYING TO ADULT RIGHT NOW
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
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