Picture the opening band right now: euro, beer guts, one member in oversized hipster lumberjack apparel, the other in childsized american apparel and shorts. Singing in german.
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
Apparently I covered myself in sunscreen before I went to bed. Im just assuming that due to the fact I found an empty bottle of sunblock
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
I just wanted to tell you that the German word for "dickhead" can also be translated as "ass violin" and I think that's beautiful.
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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