this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
You can't break up with me and ask me for a handjob on the same day. At least not in that order.
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
You know you drank too much last night when your mouthwash tastes like water
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
I knew my bag made it because I could smell the fireball that spilled inside of my suitcase before it was on the luggage carousel.
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
He said I have the “Denzel Washington” of vaginas.
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
Randomize
