Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
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He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
100% truth: never tied someone to a bed using 4 pairs of sweatpants before
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
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I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
Im sorry i offered the man at mcdonalds your hand in marriage in exchange for some french fries
Drunkness level: fluent in olde norse
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
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