walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
I put labels all over the house on things I think are mine. A cactus, the dog, and a bottle of wine.
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
So the bitch asked me if I wanted the name brand or the generic contraceptive. Does it look like I want to be generically pregnant?
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
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