Half Baked? Au contraire, Ben and Jerry, I was fully baked when I ate that whole pint of ice cream.
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
I am officially out of liquor stores within a 15 mile radius that don't recognize me as soon as I walk in the door.
Just had sex with your cousin. That's what you get for throwing away a perfectly good microwave. Hopefully you learned from this experience.
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
Why is there a mildly painful bruise on my back?
You slipped off the sink last night.
Why was I on the sink......?
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