Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
babies were throwing up all over the place
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
I made out with a deaf person. Also I've been drunk 11 days in a row now.
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
Siri just reminded me to pickup Plan B
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
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