Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
I had a fork in my beer hand and just stabbed my tongue.
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
he said i was chugging vodka in the parking lot, gave my # to a married man, started a food fight, and passed out at the bar. how could he NOT consider that a good first date???
He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
I can't adult today.
Take a nap and try again
I have to buy a couch. There's nothing more adult than buying a couch on a Tuesday.
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
Randomize
