so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
The date went significantly better after the fifth shot of fireball.
My ex is having a baby and I'm over here planning my dogs birthday celebration...
When is the party?
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
God, I missed his penis.
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