Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
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When the tupperware hit the highway it was like a vomit bomb
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
Who was the girl that woke me up at 4am to tell me "there's an emergency, we need you to come smoke weed"
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COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
We are literally scheduling phone sex... if that's not long distance af then i don't know what is
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
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