I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
I was just like staring at the lawn boy while singing "You Belong With Me".
I am the king of creep.
So the girl I hooked up with last night pretended to be from Comcast when my girlfriend stopped by this morning. She even made a fake appointment to check her internet. Best hookup ever.
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
Looking for things to spread butter on. Found men's briefs in garbage can. Lost insurance card. Summer has finally arrived
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
No other awkward car ride can beat the one you give your drug dealer home.
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
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