what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
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Grass is always greener, Allison, grass is always greener
The grass is drunker and I'm lying down on it
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
Guy fieri is speaking only to me. We make eye contact. My whole body is vibrating. My head is purring. I am literally marbles.
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I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
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