so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
I've decided to tape numbers to the bottom of my heels corresponding to the number of drinks I can safely consume in them.
You know how there are wrinkles in your brain? What if they were filled with potato chips? That's kind of how my head feels now.
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
Would it be appropriate to cancel a hookup to watch the golden globes?
absolutely. tina fey and amy poehler trump everything.
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
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