Where are you?
In a non slutty way
He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
I think my mom knows im high. It could be because im slow dancing with my cat in the kitchen. The dip and kiss is what gave it away.
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
my alarm on my phone broke at the bar sooo i had to sleep with someone so i'd wake up on time for work.
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