I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
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