Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
Bitch, I been tryna reach you all day to talk to you about these Dorito tacos.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
Randomize
