I need help removing her.
Todays lesson: Chew your food better when your drunk. I almost choked throwing up this morning.
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
My dad just knocked on my door and told me that my vibrator was too loud
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
Bathtub guy came to. He helped me roll the fat chick away from the fridge. Shower and breakfast are on. You're plan failed!
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
I just set up a proportion to calculate how much Jolly Rancher vodka I can make with the limited amount of Jolly Ranchers I have. Finally, real-life application of math.
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
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