As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
I'm fucking your sister right now.
You motherfucker
She's next.
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
did you violate me with a mr sketch marker when i passed out? i just peed and wiped purple and it smelled like grape. i need to get to the bottom of this...
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
I just matched the dude who's car I rear ended 2 years ago on tinder. I don't think he remembers.
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
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