In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
Every time we go downtown I ask myself why we live in Des Moines
he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
my cup is half full, half full of rum.
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
She's barefoot and topless screaming "HERE KITTY-KITTY" at a stray cat in the ditch on the side of the highway. How do I get her back in the car?
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
He and I are in a competition of who can sleep with the most people at work. We're tied at two. I could win this if they'd stop hiring damn straight girls.
What I'm doing now is like me taking a bagel, dropping it butter side down, leaving it for six years, picking it back up, and trying to fuck it
I would ride that face into the sunset
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