doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
fyi, if youre wondering if offering a female police officer sexual favors will get you out of a ticket, the answer is no.
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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