never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
We started making out, then he decided to get naked, put on a condom, and proceed to dry hump my leg, sweat pants and all, until he blew his load. I thought this was college. I immediatly left claiming I can't sleep in other people's rooms. He didn't even bother taking off my hoodie.
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
figured you should hear this from me. Your refrigerator door is way broken. I opened it last night when i was drunk and tried to climb the shelves. i got to the one with the mustard.
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
So some drunk guy just tried to convince me with all of his passion that bacon is a color
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
I spent three hours in the ER last night to figure out that my friend just had to take a shit
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
He offered to dress his dick up as Charlie Chaplin to cheer me up.
Keep him.
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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