i popped this huge zit on her back while she was blowing me. it was like a disgusting metaphor for what happened 30 seconds later.
on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
She left me naked in my bed and without my phone I had her give me her phone number on the calculator on my laptop. It might be fake.
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
Hate you missed the after party, I was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
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