Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
I told him I'm not paying rent anymore because he's seen my boobs.
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
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just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
Drunk on an escalator. I fell like 15 flights of stairs without actually moving more than 5 feet.
First drunken handjob: not successful. Second handjob, mostly sober: much better. Nightly news brought to you by me.
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
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and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
You are lucky that I'm drunk. Otherwise I would bone you into another universe
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
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