I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
It's official. Every single female in their late teens and early 20s get their fb statuses from a pool of cliched "quotes" which all say, without saying, "boys treat me like shit, I know they do, but one day I'll find 'the guy' who will treat me right no matter how psychotic I am." Vom.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
And I’m prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
i shit you not. the flight is delayed because they have to change fucking light bulb. all the airport bars are closed and my shit is in checked luggage.
Randomize