: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
i wanna have a kid now so by the time he's 20 ill only be 42 and assuming im already divorced we can pick up girls together
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
Oh boy. Send him a care package with laxative cookies and alcohol. So he can shit himself while he's passed out drunk.
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
The number of threesomes I have agreed to seems to increase every time I talk to you drunk...
You tried to pick a fight with a polka band saying that you'd wrap the accordion around their throats
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
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