she said "can't you just pull out and cum on my face? I hate scooping jizz out of my vag".
I'm assuming you texted me by mistake. you're not jizzing in or on me again, thanks for playing, douchebag.
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
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