So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
I hate when I'm sexting and I make a typo.
You just killed the sext mood.
Randomize
