new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
Pretty sure I humiliated the fuck out of myself last night after I was dared to attempt to give myself head. I hate vodka
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
We were destined to go to rehab together
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
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