WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
We're listening to the crystal method and doing bong hits for jesus
How are you texting me from 1998?
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
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I woke up next to her will a oven mit taped to my cock. Dear god, I might have tried to use it as a condom.
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
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you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
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