i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
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Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
At first I was a little embarrassed for sharting, but then i realized it was a bachelor party, and I went balls to the wall
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Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
I'm going to get drunk, come back, call my grandma, and eat all those scrambled eggs.
Im sober enough to understand what people are saying but drunk enough to understand its hilarious
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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