And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
I can't tell if the dead thing in the yard is a deer or the guy I slept with last night...
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
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