whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
I want to have your abortion
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
There are bud lights poping out of the zipper of my overnight bag and my dildo almost fell out in the elevator. not professional
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
"I gave a guy a handjob last night, on a dog bed, inside a fireplace. It's going to be a good year."
I think he's speaking German to me now
Nevermind, he's just drunk and not texting properly
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
Randomize
