Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
first i yelled "you cant get it up?" and then in the middle of it i opened a Corona
Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
gave you a haircut while you slept. Please don't kill me.
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
Bad news: I found out that girl you want has a boyfriend. Good news: she'll probably cheat on him with you. Better news: after seeing the way she treats him, that's the most interaction you're going to want with her anyway. Trust me.
I can't handle dick pics with conversational captions
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
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