Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
took off my bra and popcorn fell out of it. im gonna puke at this wedding...
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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