I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
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