im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
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Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
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Her hotness level dropped from an 8 to a 2 as soon as I walked into her place. It REEKED of cat piss and there was no litter box and NO CATS.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
Heeyy... sorry I got so drunk. You probably don't ever want to see me again. Thank you for dealing with me when I tried to jump over the deli counter for some mayonnaise.
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
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