I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
our cab driver is having phone sex.
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
So I wake up this morning with a bottle of dish detergent and a dildo. Good call on bringing those girls from community college.
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
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