Scream out, "Tax-Free dick over here" in the bar. Ladies love tax free stuff
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
i wish semen tasted like chocolate
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You know, I never expected to find myself with a roommate who I'd have to ask not to have sex while I'm in the room. And yet, here we are.
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
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Why did the fire extinguisher taste lemony?
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
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