he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
Dude's from Puerto Rico. Majoring in Spanish is like us majoring in drinking with a minor in watching Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
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