new low, i just stole money from my 5 year old sister to buy condoms
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
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She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"
Just woke up and my doorbell is on my nightstand... the fuck?
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
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im currently assessing the tequila situation in preparation of your arrival
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
I’d clean the kitchen before making food. Mark “rang in the New Year” with some rando in there last night
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