Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
Cop gave me a ticket for public drunkedness, and then I convinced him to drive me back to the party
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
We're the only two others left at work. My internal monologue is going: TAKE ME. TAKE ME NOWW. ON THE COUNTER. IN FRONT OF THE MANAGER. JUST TAKE MEEE
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
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