Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
vagina is talking i cant
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
Ask if he wants his tooth back. It's in the freezer. In the box of hotpockets.
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
Every time you blow me I should make a paper crane and we'll make them into a chain and hang them from the ceiling. And then whenever we have people over and they ask what the cranes are for I'll say "reminders" and wink at you.
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
THERE ARE LEGITLY 4 SEPARATE BITE MARKS ON MY DICK. WHAT. THE. FUCK.
Legitimately*
Go fuck yourself
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
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