i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
i really wish my pants would only unzip when im sober
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
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After you took the handle off the bathroom door I had to coach the Scottish guy sitting on the toilet, throwing up in his own lap, how to put his pants back on. Yes, I think he won the drinking game.
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
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Well I'm drunk and covered in baby oil so tonights not ideal
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
Shut up. I hate you. We're doing shots tomorrow. Fuck the consequences.
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
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