Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
I had to cum in my sink.
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
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