if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
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I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
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she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
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