We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
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Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
Do you have any booze?
Well I have 60 feet of bubble wrap and a bottle of wine...but I'm saving that for a special girl...
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
There's a time and a place for everything. Except for getting wasted at a work event, puking in the parking lot, and sleeping in your car overnight.
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
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I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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