you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
I also told the pizza delivery guy that he smelled good. I must be ovulating.
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
I'm reading 50 shades of grey and masturbating while he's doing insulation downstairs. Maybe I can get him to bring me a sandwich
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
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