you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
There are not one, but two women wearing my boxers on the couch right now. You need to wake the fuck up.
So the girl in front of me was buying champagne too .. I wanted to be like "so are you celebrating clean test results too?"
I love birth control. How's that for a Facebook status on valentines day.
He said I act like a cross between a kindergartener and a high 70 year old man. Which is inacurate because it fails to account for the disco obsession.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
There are no female cereal mascots. I just realized that in my drunken state... So sexist...
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
Shame is for Republicans.
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