Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
okay pat passed out under dana's car
I feel like i just miscarried Jesus's baby...
im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
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Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
I passed out leaning next to a light pole. When the cop woke me up at 4 AM, I told him I was a block away from the apt, just had to stop to make a puke pit stop.
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I don't want to hear about you making out with a high schooler. I just had the best sex of my life. My face and arms went numb in the middle of it.
You know how there are wrinkles in your brain? What if they were filled with potato chips? That's kind of how my head feels now.
Well would you like to come over anyway? I will be wearing sweatpants and disappointment. Also, I have Jack Daniels and I've managed to get drunk in under half an hour. But my boobs look awesome.
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
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