What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
I drank like a thousand beers last night and my poo is solid, not gross like usual. I think this means I've grown up.
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
He called me piss drunk at 7:30pm while cooking bacon and said he was going to bed. I don't think he's taking it well.
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
What's a nice way of saying 'I wish I hadn't fucked you.'
Randomize
