Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
Some kid just stopped wherever he was walking, turned to me, and gave me a slow clap. So I'm pretty sure my walk of shame beats yours.
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
I am going to piss jack daniels before daylight.
Daylight. It is daylight. Who will give you a ride back?
I hope no one. I want to walk and have a bus hit me.
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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