Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
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I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
you know what would be perfect? if you flew in on a horse/cat holding taco bell and then you swooped me up and took me to disney world and it was magical
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
Apparently "I have the beer shits" isn't the excuse my boss wanted to hear. So sue me
I'm chatting on my fake OkCupid account and watching Lion Witch & Wardrobe on my second screen. Hail me, King of the Creepers
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
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