dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
just stared at ed norton's ass for 26 miles. if there was ever an incentive to run a marathon, that was it. my life is perfect.
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
I took multi-tasking to a new level. I just ate a plate of nachos off my lap while driving to the bar. And I barely got any on me.
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
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