just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
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Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide.
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
You were greeting everyone with " Hi I'm Jess show me your dick" whether they were dudes or not.
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
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At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
Something about finishing sexting a guy and him going "well. I have to get ready for Passover now" really makes me rethink my life choices
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
You have to commit to sexting. You can't just quit right after I send you pictures of my asshole.
Seriously, come on.
I feel like there's a picture of my ass on the internet right now.
I hate you.
Its okay. I just know how you can text with your hands cuffed behind you back, so I had no idea what "oh shit" meant.
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