Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
I got to the apartment, I was handed a beer within 20 seconds, I'm glowing in the dark, there's fog everywhere, and now I'm wearing a sombrero because apparently it's silly hat night. I never want to leave.
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
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