i keep telling myself in the mirror "get undrunk"
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
So then we ended up at a bar full of navy SEALs and I got one of them to take his shirt off, then I felt him up
I feel like 31-year old me is 21-year old me's hero
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
Randomize
