My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
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