its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
I want a shirt that says, "I'm sorry for the things I said when it was Taco Tuesday"
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
Randomize
