im at the bar and i misjudged a fart...go home or ride the night out?Never mind, the bouncer made the decision for me...be home soon
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
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if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
Just so you're aware, tomorrow is "Slow Clap when you see Mike" day.
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
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I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
Dude, I'm at a wedding and there's a mashed potato bar and bacon strip appetizers. I'm getting all emotional.
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