My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
Last night you told me to stop being Martha Stewart and asked if I had Taco Bell in my house
I have a gay crossdressing neighbor that's dresses up as a slutty pirate. 6 beers from now I would have hit on him. I hate halloween.
I partied with 2 slutty ninja turtles from Sweden last night, I Love Halloween.
I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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