She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
So I put a beer on your bed and jumped on th3 other side of the bed like in the commercials. You my good sir, owe me a budweiser that your bed drank.
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
I passed up getting laid last night. It's almost been a YEAR - what the Hell was I thinking, being so choosy??
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
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